Dan Carcillo Tastes Like Chicken
Author: Eric Pratt | 
Rumors have it that Marc Savard was having an in game finger sandwich last night provided by Dan Carcillo. Mmmmmmm tastes like Chicken! If it acts like a chicken it must be a chicken. If he did actually get bit, it's most likely for the fact that he repeatedly jammed his fist into the mouth of Savard. Like Savard said "He tried to pull my teeth out".
With the Bruins up 2 game to none in the best of 7 Eastern Conference semifinals over the Flyers, it seems to be about time that someone puts 70's porn stache Carcillo in his place. He grabbed Savard by the throat in game 1, threw a blindside shoulder to the face of Steve Begin and tried to play dentist to Savard last night.
So Carcillo must be hard at work in the off season working on his resume to be a dentist and an actor. I give him my vote for actor of the year on the Begin retaliation. Begin comes back at him and crosschecks him in the back shoulder but yet he goes down holding his face. Those online acting and dental classes he must be taking look to be paying off.
With all of Carcillo's shenanigans the Flyers still sit down 2-0 in the series and have yet to lead at any point. Maybe if the Bruins jump out to any early 2-0 lead on Wed. night, Thornton will square off with gap mouth and put him in the box for five so that we don't have to look at his ugly mug on the ice. Ok enough about him.
The Bruins while winning last night need to do something about the power play. It was downright awful last night. They couldn't even get the puck in the zone and when they did Philly was beating them to it and clearing down the ice. We actually gave up a few decent shorthanded bids to them as well. This is a far cry from the way the PP played against Buffalo. I'll give Philly some credit in there relentless forecheck but I think a good portion of it was just some sloppy play by the Bruins.
Game 3 is Thursday night at 7pm in Philly. Between now and then I'll have some new artwork up gracing the site. It will have to do with our new favorite dentist/actor Carcillo so check back!!
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 04 May 2010 11:18 )